10 Reasons I’m Not Funny This Week.

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I’m a humor blog, dammit. And I’m not even a little funny this week. Here’s why.

Every time I almost walk into a wall, I look up from my (phone/book/feet) and near miss it.

Wearing my contacts in the wrong eyes causes migraines, not chuckles.

I avoided sitting next to the creepy old man with the dress pants and white t-shirt on the train by sitting in the vestibule area.

I almost threw up during yoga, but God didn’t want me to have THAT story on the record.

Every time I almost fall down, I catch myself.

I haven’t had to run to the train or lost my pants in the process.

My experiment with gluten free appears to be over. (PS: It didn’t help.) (PPS: Nothing funny came of my last minute decision to eat the gluten. Nothing! No amusing poop stories or anything.)

This is my last full week as a contractor. On the 19th, I start as a full time employee with the company I’ve been contracting with. While this is exciting news, it’s not very funny.

I could only come up with 8 (well I guess this makes 9) reasons.

Maybe I should wear the wheelie sneaks to work today…

So if you have read this far, and it’s ONLY like 200 words, so I hope you did… you’ll note that I linked to some of my funnyish posts…go ahead and check those out. And while you’re at it, send me a link to YOUR funniest post. Because I could use a laugh. And some inspiration. Please and thank you.

Quirky Chrissy

A dreamer and a klutz, Chrissy is the sole proprietor of this blog. Her lifelong aspirations include owning a cheese shop, writing several books, and being played by someone famous in the movie version of her life.

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9 Responses

Charleen says:

August 8, 2013 at 9:08 am

I don’t really do “funny.” I’m more of a “ranty” girl. The closest I could come up with is this…

http://playing-by-ear.blogspot.com/2013/01/im-princess.html

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1. Charleen says:
  
  August 8, 2013 at 9:09 am
  
  Actually, this one is still ranty, but involves a lot of falling down, so maybe it could count for funny…
  
  http://playing-by-ear.blogspot.com/2013/01/first-time-on-slopes.html
  
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  1. Quirky Chrissy says:
    
    August 13, 2013 at 7:05 pm
    
    Those are both excellent posts. The skiing one reminded me of my own skiing adventures…although yours didn’t end quite as painfully as mine, thankfully!
    
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Debbie says:

August 8, 2013 at 9:48 am

today’s bi-weekly blog post is about my veggie peeler’s attempt to murder me. It COULD be considered funny… http://www.morethansweetpotatoes.blogspot.com

Also, do you follow me yet? I follow you….my ex-co-blogger….

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1. Quirky Chrissy says:
  
  August 13, 2013 at 7:05 pm
  
  LOL. Yes and yes.
  
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Wayne says:

August 8, 2013 at 10:23 am

How ’bout a 50+ guy trying to look good dancing to rockabilly music? Now that is pretty funny. No fancy swing moves; kinda like “dad dancing” at the wedding 😉 I can shake my booty with the best of them though.

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1. Quirky Chrissy says:
  
  August 11, 2013 at 11:47 am
  
  I’ve actually seen that happen! I used to hang in the rockabilly scene for a while… LOL
  
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Lovelyn says:

August 8, 2013 at 10:52 am

Sorry your not feeling funny. Here’s a song to cheer you up. http://nebulousmooch.com/2013/07/25/humpty-dumpty-pump-bump/

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1. Quirky Chrissy says:
  
  August 11, 2013 at 11:46 am
  
  Thanks! That totally made me smile~!
  
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