Ladies and Gentleman, Meet Dark & Twisty Meredelf Grey, Our Elf on the Shelf
I never PLANNED to get an Elf on the Shelf. In fact, the first I ever heard of the damn thing was when a co-worker
Month: November 2014
“Friendsgiving” is Stupid. We’ve Been Calling it Second Thanksgiving For Almost a Decade. And We Were There First. #StreamTeam
Thanksgiving is for giving thanks. Not giving friends. Sheesh. So I’ve mentioned Second Thanksgiving in the past when I told you about the hematoma on my
Quirky Chrissy’s Adult (Not DIRTY Adult – Just Grown-Up Adult) Holiday Gift Guide!
It can be hard to find the perfect gifts for the holidays. Shopping for kiddos is usually pretty easy (until they’re about 10). Shopping for grown
PlayCHIC A Night of Play and Fashion That Took Over Chicago
The stunningly beautiful Alhambra Palace in Chicago set the scene for an exotic night of play and fashion, as the third annual PlayCHIC commenced last
Why I Won’t Shop on Thanksgiving
I’m not going to go into a big rant about stores being open on Thanksgiving this year. Black Thanksgiving is what it is. I know
Blue Cheese and Date Spread on Endive
You know how sometimes, you throw a party and plan for certain types of food, and something inevitably goes wrong? I had bacon-wrapped dates on
Ow!
It’s really no big secret that I injure myself…A lot. Like that time I walked head first into a pole…or tripped over an invisible wire…or
Santa Shops at Sam’s Club
I mean, I’m not surprised, really. With less than 50 shopping days left until one of my favorite holidays on the planet, Santa’s probably already
My Mom’s First Selfie, My Secret Phone, and My Code Name is Cheesasaurus Rex
I’ve been with Sprint for over a decade. More than eleven years, according to a HAND-WRITTEN note from Angie at Sprint. Actually, it’s been about
Big Hero 6: It’s Hip to be a Square
Science! Tech! Nerds! A year after Disney knocked it out of the park with Frozen, they’re bringing me something just as magical in its very
Even the Pink Fucking Monkey Gets a Vote
Yesterday was Election Day. We has a pretty big race here in Illinois, and I don’t even want to talk about it. Instead, I’ll talk
Sorry. No Candy Here. Halloween Grinchy McGrinchersons are Over Powered by the Lack of Trick-or-Treaters
What. The. Fuck. Happened to Halloween? For the last nine years, I’ve taken my godson, nieces, nephews and their pals out on the hunt for
