Adulthood

Category: Adulthood

Garden of Four Leaf Clovers Yep, I said it. Four leaf clovers are about as rare to me as a McDonald’s. Fucking everywhere. Or at

The only difference That I see Is you are exactly the same As you used to be 17 years ago this coming summer, my

The Dolphin For some reason, there are random dolphin statues all over Marco Island. Last year, I got drunk on fruity cocktails, and hugged this

Ahh… not just things I did in college; but things I did in college that I STILL do today. Don’t judge me. In fact, I

In honor of my third year as Yelp Elite, I’d like to take a few moments to recognize Yelp for its utter awesomeness…And share with

I debated internally whether to have a politically charged Fiscal Cliff Bullshit post directed at the United States government or to have a fun New

The end of 2012 is near, and it’s time to reflect on the year. Each year is dubbed with a theme. 2010 was the experimental

Yesterday, in an effort to relieve the back pain that I’ve been in all week, I went to see my favorite massage therapist in the

Note: In this post, I am clearly showing off the stupidity of my younger days. The way I see it, these tales are over and

I had intended to tell you about Second Thanksgiving, you know…on Thanksgiving…but then I got really mad at the stores that were opening up too