You May Now Address Me as “Master”
Well, December has sure as fuck been one hell of a ride. The first week of December saw me in a new role at a
Category: On the Job
Completely Legitimate Reasons I Could Have Quit My Job
They took away my mirrors My narcissism knows no bounds, and when the lobby renovation of my building was finished, there were no more mirrors
Who Needs Big Brother When I’m Listening to Your Conversations?
I realize that I’m a total creeper. To be fair, you guys asked for more of these…so if you’re weirded out, you’ve only got yourself
Life is Just Plain Weird. Oh, and I Quit My Job Today
Quitting a job is absolutely bizarre. Today is my last day at my current company. In two weeks, I’ll start a new role at a
Toilet Paper Mind Fuck
There’s a weird social experiment happening in the ladies’ room at the office. I know what you’re probably thinking right now. Chrissy, you sure talk
Hey Nicholas Cage, Quit Watching Me Pee
In my office, the bathroom is an interesting space. I’ve been with my company for over two years, and last month, they replaced lights I
A Letter to my Future Employer
Greetings and salutations! If you’ve come here looking for a reason or twelve to hire or not hire me, I’ve tried to make this all
Tell Me Your Password And No One Gets Hurt…
The following story about password security is true and real and SCARY. So listen up. Don’t do what I did. While we’re here, I figured
I’m Like a Word Magician
So, you already know that I’m a word ninja and a grammar Nazi. But did you also know that I’m a word magician? Last week,
Five Things Friday: Things I’m Going to Miss About my Train Line
This is it, Blog Friends. The big move. Today is my last day commuting on the BNSF Metra train line for a while. If you
Activities That Don’t Involve Booze That Make Valentine’s Day at Work Fun
Cheese tasting lessons (obviously my contribution to the team) Candy necklace eating contest (also my contribution to the team) Chocolate Roulette (also me) Star Wars
The 4 People on the Train That I Didn’t Miss While Working From Home
The Friday before Christmas was my last day in the office. I worked from home for 5 days (Christmas and New Year’s Day were holidays
