Our Silly Valentine’s Day Tradition
V-day isn’t a big deal for me. Not really. The best part about Valentine’s Day is the anniversary of my godson’s birth. But having a
Category: The Present
Apparently I Wasn’t a Fish in Another Life and OCD has NO Place on Vacation…Or…How I Almost Wretched all over my Florida Vacation
One of my life goals: Swim with dolphins. Because I think that I was a fish or a fishy mammal in another life. Seriously, I’ve
Punxsutawney Phil Saw His Shadow and Peyton Manning is Going to Win Another Super Bowl Ring
Predictions, predictions. Today is all about predictions. (Tomorrow is all about my vacation…be patient my young ones.) So the groundhog saw his shadow. That bastard.
Things I’ve Learned on Vacation…Mid-Vacay Edition
Hey Bloggy Friends! I’m still in sunny Florida. Don’t miss me too much. I wanted to pop in really quick to give a sneak peek
Peace Out, My Bitches…This Girl’s Headed South for the Next Polar Vortex.
I hear there’s another Polar Vortex thing happenng in the Chi. Fuck that. I’m on vacation until further notice. Or this weekend. One of those.
In Which Uncle Murphy Paid a Visit to the Girl Who Won’t Stop Bragging About Vacation…Which Starts Tomorrow.
And by Uncle Murphy, I mean the writer of Murphy’s Law. The bastard. So yesterday, I started the morning with my usual dash to the
Sometimes I Get So Hungry I Almost Eat Brian…
For the record, y’all…this post is brought to you by the tasty treats that are Gorton’s Seafood. Just because Brian doesn’t eat fishies doesn’t mean
Why do Gray Hairs Have to be so Kinky?
I know that it’s time to schedule an appointment with my colorist when my gray hairs start sticking up and the roots are almost two
Welcome to the Tundra…AKA Balls, It’s Cold Out There
It’s cold as fuck outside right now, Blog Friends…if you’re anywhere in the United States (except for you warm assholes on the west coast and
The 4 People on the Train That I Didn’t Miss While Working From Home
The Friday before Christmas was my last day in the office. I worked from home for 5 days (Christmas and New Year’s Day were holidays
Let’s Be Facebook Friends and Start a Community of Awesome
When I met Jenny Lawson, I was nervous as hell. But before I met her, she read an excerpt from her book and then opened
The Plague Hath Cometh
This is a completely nonsensical out of order blog post. You’ll have to deal with my fuzzy sick brain. #SorryNotSorry I’ve been dying. Since Monday,
