Black Friday

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They took away my mirrors My narcissism knows no bounds, and when the lobby renovation of my building was finished, there were no more mirrors

I’m not going to go into a big rant about stores being open on Thanksgiving this year. Black Thanksgiving is what it is. I know

That’s right. I’m legit famous now. I was in the Chicago Tribune yesterday for my Black Friday shenanigans. You remember how I was boycotting “Black

Confession Friday: I went out on Black Wednesday. In sweat pants. And drank water. At a bar. I’ll bet you thought I was going to

I was going to write a post about the worst Thanksgiving ever, in which my family dragged me to a casino in the middle of