I digress: germ-killing robots and my BFF, Jenny Lawson
I locked myself out of my blog. I want to say it was for weeks, which is why I am so bad at posting things
Tag: blogging
Storytelling false starts
I’ve been telling stories here for more than 5 years now. Sometimes, I’ll get an idea and run with it, publishing almost immediately. Other times, I
Fighting Jealousy: Slaying My Green-Eyed Monster
When our air conditioner broke, we had to turn the air off for a few hours. It happened to be one of the hottest, most humid
Your Prayers Are Answered, My Child
Did you know people send prayers out into the universe via The Google? I did. Do you know how I knew that? Because their prayers
Things You Shouldn’t Do When the Side Effects of Your Meds Include Anxiety
I pinched a nerve in my back. Which, if you’ve never done so, is one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had the “pleasure”
A Letter to my Future Employer
Greetings and salutations! If you’ve come here looking for a reason or twelve to hire or not hire me, I’ve tried to make this all
Insert Doctor Evil Voice Here: I Could Be Worth One MILLION Dollars
About a month ago, I received an e-mail from some dude asking if I would ever consider selling my website. I thought to myself, Self,
Knock Knock Jokes, Domestic Abuse, and Cheese Porn: How You Found Me
Well, kids…it looks like it’s about time for another rousing episode of “What Ridiculous Search Terms Brought Your Crazy Asses Here.” As an SEO in
Something Looks Different…Did You Change Your Nails?
Good morning, blog friends! You may have noticed a little something new around here…perhaps a few little aesthetic changes… You’re probably asking yourself, Hey Chrissy,
The BlogHer Conference Questions You’re Afraid to Ask…Answered
Greetings! If you’re not a blogger or you’re not going to the BlogHer Conference and don’t want to read about bloggy things, might I recommend
The Rules of Blogging According to Brian
I wanted to title this post, “I Know Something You Don’t Know,” but then I didn’t. Because that would have been sassy and taunting…and then
Heading to BlogHer 2014 in San Jose and Things I’m Going to Con Brian into Doing
Guys, I am SO stoked to be heading to my second BlogHer convention. Last year, it was in Chicago–just 5 minute cab ride from my
