Things You Shouldn’t Do When the Side Effects of Your Meds Include Anxiety
I pinched a nerve in my back. Which, if you’ve never done so, is one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had the “pleasure”
Tag: boyfriends
How to Make Your Boyfriend Hate You
If you’re new around here, you may want to start The Grown Up Story from the beginning. But you may not, and that’s okay too.
Things I Did to Make The Grown Up Dump Me
It took me a while to figure out how to tell you guys this part of the story. Because I was a hot mess when
Dear Cary Elwes, I’m REALLY Sorry.
Dear Cary, Can I call you Cary? I hope so. I’m going to assume that you’ve probably forgotten all about me. And Brian. I’m really
The Rules of Blogging According to Brian
I wanted to title this post, “I Know Something You Don’t Know,” but then I didn’t. Because that would have been sassy and taunting…and then
OK, Try to Suffocate Me!
Last Friday was date night. It was rather fantastic. Brian and I ordered pizza from this little pizza joint in Chicago suburbia (Aurelio’s). Then we
In Which My Boyfriend Is “Cooler” Than Your Boyfriend
I, along with a couple of our friends received the following e-mail last week. From my boyfriend. Yes, yes…He IS sometimes more creative than me.
Brian Shares Saturday: Dolphins, Sloth in Space and Creepy Koala
I know. You’ve missed him. He’s one of those contributors that a real humor blog needs to keep things short, sweet and amusing. It’s been
By the Way, Yesterday was April Fool’s Day. I Promise I’m NOT Quitting You. Or the Blog.
A conversation/interaction between me and B before getting on the train home. Me: Did you bring me snacks? Brian: Maaaaybe. I don’t remember. Maybe not.
Two Years Seems Like Just Yesterday AND Like Forever
Two years ago, Brian took me out on a date. And so today is our anniversary. (It is also Katie’s birthday–and thanks to this anniversary shenanigans,
Brian Shares Saturday: More of Ebeneezer the Sloth, Dolphin Preachers, & Bunnicula (Oh and by the Way, it’s Cold as Fuck)
I’ve spent a lot of time writing posts to ensure that next week is covered, but I forgot to prepare for today! Luckily, Brian has
Conversations I Have With Brian (And How We’re Totally Weird)
So Brian must really get sick of me asking him…Every single time….if I can write about something that he says. And usually (especially when it’s