The Hostess’ Guide to the Holiday Madness
Little-known fact: June Cleaver, Martha Stewart, and I swap notes. I may be a terrible housewife, but I’m a master of feeding people and throwing
Tag: cleaning
4 Super Simple Laundry Hacks to Keep Your Clothes Clean and Fresh
You guys know how much I hate laundry. Even when we lived in an apartment, with a washer and dryer setup right outside our bedroom
Things I Did Last Night Instead of Writing
Last night, we arrived home late from our adventures in Indiana, where we played games late into the night, ran into the people we knew
3 Ways to Maintain Hardwood Floors Without Wasting an Entire Day
When we moved into our house, we both really wanted hardwood floors. The entire house is mostly covered in carpet, which is an allergic-to-everything couple’s
Jerry the Mouse
A few years ago, my best friend, Mark (you know, the one whose car I stole?), was forced to spend a great deal of time
And Now, A Post-Christmas Song/Poem.
So I wrote a song to commemorate my very sad day. Usually, I would postpone this shit as long as humanly possible, but I want
Confession Friday: Things I Did in College…
Ahh… not just things I did in college; but things I did in college that I STILL do today. Don’t judge me. In fact, I
I Make a Terrible Housewife
When I was 12, my mom was diagnosed with Hepatitis C after years of poor liver counts and ignorant doctors who told my mother (who
