Bad Dates Illustrated With Crayons
Quirky Chrissy asked me to guest post today. All I could think to write about was a few of the bad dates I’d had in
Tag: dating
I Break the Hearts of Drug Addicts
Note: In this post, I am clearly showing off the stupidity of my younger days. The way I see it, these tales are over and
My Ex-Boyfriend: The Pike
Another ex-boyfriend story for your reading pleasure… When I was fresh out of college and “on the outs” with the on-again/off-again boyfriend (Rockabilly), I was
Man-Wife’s Bitch Finds Someone New
Maybe that title was a little much. It’s not that I’m angry. Or jealous. I mean… it all worked out, right? As this is the
The Bartender
Good morning friends (I figure if you’re reading my shit, we’re buds now, right?) We’ve been playing this oh-so-fun Chrissy’s life blog for a while
Which One Was He?
In order to make forthcoming blogs make a little more sense, I thought it important to explain the history of the ridiculous nicknames that boys
The Dating Game
If you’ve ever seen How I Met Your Mother, you know the “Have You Met Ted?” game. I discovered this amusing “game” while watching HIMYM
Rude Awakening
Sitting at my kitchen table with my flavor of the week and my parents wasn’t exactly how I envisioned Thanksgiving 2006. But there it was.
The Rules of Owning a Bar
Sometimes, I call my dad, “Boss.” For most of my life, my parents owned a bar called Flaherty’s. The day after my 21st birthday, I
