Summer of Food, Drugs, and Travel: How I Spent My Summer “Vacation” in 500 Words or Less
The summer is coming to an end, the kids are going back to school, and all the fun things are happening that happen in the
The summer is coming to an end, the kids are going back to school, and all the fun things are happening that happen in the
The BlogHer15 Closing Party was something of a shit show. By that, I mean, I was hungover from the night before and felt like shit,
I’m dying for Mexican food right now, you guys. My hope is that Brian and I will be going out for tacos and stuff (mostly
So I know I promised months ago that I’d tell you about our housewarming party, but then LIFE happened…and the housewarming party came and went…and
Normal people have a regular supply of certain foods always in stock. You know, things like mustard, ketchup, chicken breasts, American or cheddar cheese, pickles,
You guys know I love me some Gorton’s Seafood, right? Easy, fast, and delicious fishy goodness. Perfect when you’re forced to cook seafood for one…or
This past weekend, I had the opportunity to take my pal Cletus over to a McDonald’s near-ish me in Downers Grove. We used to live
Okay, so after Thanksgiving, my girlfriend Brookie Banosnapper Snapchatted me with her fancy “Turkey and hollandaise with poached eggs on flatbread” and “I’m making all the
Thanksgiving is for giving thanks. Not giving friends. Sheesh. So I’ve mentioned Second Thanksgiving in the past when I told you about the hematoma on my
I’ve always been afraid of pressure cookers. Okay, I’ve been afraid of pressure cookers since I discovered their existence when Brian and I first moved
I seriously had the best day ever. So I’m not sure if you remember that one time I walked head first into a pole because
So, y’all remember how I’m an elite Yelper, right? The other night, I attended a sweet Elite event at my favorite breakfast restaurant, which happens