Hematoma, My Ass
I had intended to tell you about Second Thanksgiving, you know…on Thanksgiving…but then I got really mad at the stores that were opening up too
Tag: funny
A Christmas Memory
I’ll bet you’re thinking that I’m going to have some sappy-ass story with a title like “A Christmas Memory.” Well, you’d be wrong then. I
Brian Shares Saturday: Poor Ebenezer and the Joy of Sriracha
For those of you who don’t already know, Brian and I decided on a pet sloth, who we will name Ebenezer Sherlock Pip. So if,
How I Sprained My Knee 3 Times in One Semester AKA The Fucking Strawberry
Confession Friday: I sprained my knee…slipping on a strawberry. “A what?!” You may be asking yourself…and yes, I said a strawberry. If you aren’t caught
Brian Shares Saturday: Our future pet sloth, firetrucks, turducken on crack, and donkey cheese
If you remember from a few weeks ago, Brian has a strange obsession with getting a weird pet. So Brian sent me the same picture
Sunday Morning News: Ban on Public Nudity, Penguin Invasions, and Stoner Dogs
It’s hard to believe that yet another week has gone by and it’s almost socially acceptable for me to put up my Christmas trees! (If
Brian Shares Saturday: The Jig is Up
Well, I knew it would happen eventually…but not this quickly. Brian is now actively looking for things to impress and amuse you. I get e-mails
Brian Shares Saturday: Random Pets and Christmas Music is Coming
Sometimes, I’ll tell Brian that I want a pet…you know like a puppy or a kitten. Even though I’m allergic to both. I tell him
I Hate Scattergories
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Cheers to the Forest Fire
I promise I’m not really an asshole. I have a point. (Hey Mom, let Dad read this one. Also, don’t cry. It’s awesome to have
Sharing Brian’s Stuff Saturday: First Time Ever!
Welcome to my very first Saturday post! In order to give you more awesome every day, I’ve decided to start sharing the joy that is
The Joy of Haunted Houses and Halloween
I love love love Halloween. It’s THE ultimate holiday. It’s the fourth family holiday, you know. Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Halloween. My aunt in North Carolina