I hate it when nightmares become reality
Listen, I can’t help that I’m a bit of a psychic, I was just born that way. As a kid and well into college, I
Listen, I can’t help that I’m a bit of a psychic, I was just born that way. As a kid and well into college, I
I’m getting old a helluva lot faster than I thought I would. Remember the old commercials for the Life Alert? Help! I’ve fallen, and I
Guys, you’re not going to believe this (well…yes you will…), but I hurt my back again. And this time, it was much less exciting than
I pinched a nerve in my back. Which, if you’ve never done so, is one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had the “pleasure”
“I have never met this person, and I already hate her on a deeply personal level.” “We dont want to see how much her ugly
It’s really no big secret that I injure myself…A lot. Like that time I walked head first into a pole…or tripped over an invisible wire…or
Okay. Maybe I’m alone in this. Maybe I’m like…the worst girl ever. I mean, I don’t typically wear makeup. I think yoga pants are
The thing about working in the city and doing the whole commuter thing, is that when we want to go out after work, we become